George Megalogenis describes Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott arguing over what to do with asylum-seekers. He’s right, it would be funny, but it’s really not. Great article.
Gillard and Abbott are the self-absorbed bogan couple arguing over which neighbour should look after their pet greyhound while they take a holiday. He says that family from Nauru seems nice. “Don’t be silly,” she sneers, “they’ll feed it doughnuts.” She says the Malaysians next door are safer. “Knock it off,” he yells, “they’ll beat the damn dog.” Everyone in the street can hear them fighting, but they look the other way and pretend to be grateful when the call comes to mind the pooch.
It would be funny if Gillard and Abbott were just playing politics.
George Megalogenis 2011, ‘Diplomacy is lost amid our leaders’ backyard squabbling’, The Australian, 24 September 24.